I'm not stubborn, my way is just better
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
When chemists die they barium
I wondered why that Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me..
I was addicted to the hokey pokey then i turned myself around
My drinking team has a bowling problem
I've lost an electron, are you positive
If I agree with you then we'll both be wrong
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, should be a convenience store not a gov't agency
I hate being Bipolar, it's awesome
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let her sleep