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Bad banana's kill people. Winner!

Bad bananas don't kill people. Really ticked off captain's do! :@:@

Averaging 20 bites a day. Spend $1000 in entering a tournament only to find out my INDEPENDENT, IMPARTIAL observer supplied by the INDEPENDENT AND IMPARTIAL LOTSA organization secretly snuck bananas on to my boat. I had two bites and caught one fish! :@

Nope....bananas don't kill people---Captains do after they discover bananas on their boat! I'm really glad my crew attended their anger management classes that day!

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Why do some people also feel the need to JOKE AROUND ALL THE TIME????

Because every year they visit an exotic far eastern place "WHERE THE WINDS ARE ALWAYS CALM" - "THE FISH BITE ABOVE 50 FEET" - and every one regroups for the next Tournament.

Jokes are the only cure for our pain while we WAIT and WAIT and WAIT.

Breakfast sound good to me.

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why when your fishing ALL ALONE (you know) 5 miles off shore the only boat on plane is so close you can read the I.D. numbers 3" size .....""""""...""""""WITH MY GLASSES OFF """"""""".......""""""" THERE WAS THE WORDS --"""""'''"BAG LADY""""""""--- on the side of the boat but i didnt see the boat name...oh wait maybe i did!

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I had explained to me by a number of California fisherman why they call a laker a Mackinaw. Well there reply was a Mackinaw was under 10lbs and a laker was 10lbs and over. Told them sure glad I did not know anyone who caught any Mackinaw

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