Fishermen's lie of the day

[cptcove]

I swear it was this BIG.....!!!

I swear I caught a TUNA Fish in lake ontario

I swear I bought them Muskie Lures for my self not my muskie

Charter friend... >>

What ever you say Salmon man don't get upset over being caught

I use to catch 60lb salmon all the time in lake Ontario....

Hey take off the stickers on get R dun lure and catch more fish ....

What lies have you told or heard through the grapevine

NO personal names - just the story that was told and a reply if one was said...

FISH ON....! CPTCOVE

[motoman]

late morning when the bite slows i always have someone yell FISH ON & of course i jump for a rod . although i think i mite have started it.

[will]

the fish i caught today was so big...the picture weighed 5 pounds !!!!

[kremer01]

you shoulda been here last week...

[fishfearme]

Its never this windy

[xdbcx]

I got him on a hot dog!

[cptcove]

Spam the catch all bait....

You have to use Salmon Eggs to catch salmon in the creek

it is the only thing they eat...

Can we say counter productive

The shirt says there is no stupid questions just STUPID PEOPLE .....

Q= Question / A= Answer / C= Comment

Q) How did it go today?

A) Im a great fisherman and the fish just are not biting today

C) I see you out there tossing that same lure - Q) did you ever try switching it

A) No no no This one always works.

Have a wonderful day all

[LongLine]

[zern]

took a friend for the 1st time stream fishing for trout. Turned around to get more cheese that we were using for bait in time to see him eating the last of it.

[cptcove]

The Man came into the shop

talking about his big fish -- That got away....!!!!!

gentleman listening looks on and says

interesting -- I never had one get away

(( now that's a fish story ))

[cptcove]

Wife came in and sat down for breakfast this morning with the guys

listening to the guys tell their stories she said WOW nice stories

One of the guys asked her if she fished

She replied -- Yes I fish ---> therefor ** I LIE TOO **