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[Guppy35]

On the plains of hestitation, lie the bones of countless millions.

[Missdemeanor]

Never shoota large caliber man with a small caliber bullet

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[rolmops]

In spite of the rising cost, living is still a popular thing.

Edited February 19, 2015 by rolmops

[DJ 17]

In college a buddy walked up to a girl we didn't know at a bar and I swear to god says " Nice shoes wanna F^%K!"  Luckily for him he ducked quickly immediately after.  

[skipper19]

Al Gore, please explain negative 10 degrees in Kentucky and Tennessee!...hmmmmm?

And guess what....SOY BEAN DIESEL AINT WORKIN FOR MANY MANY TRUCKS...gonna be a lot of late freight. Stock up on milk and cookies!

Edited February 19, 2015 by skipper19

[Patriot]

It ain't over til the Fat Lady sings

[BSmaster]

"Fa-Toe-Dow"

 

What a cajun man said walking outside this morning.

[lineman49]

In college a buddy walked up to a girl we didn't know at a bar and I swear to god says " Nice shoes wanna F^%K!"  Luckily for him he ducked quickly immediately after.  

Knew a guy ,he would walk up to a girl, look at his watch & "say it looks like it's time to Fk. you want to" & it worked out pretty well for him. I would guess 40% of the time.

[skipper19]

Knew a guy ,he would walk up to a girl, look at his watch & "say it looks like it's time to Fk. you want to" & it worked out pretty well for him. I would guess 40% of the time.

Musta been a Rolex..

[dwc67]

if you can't fix it with a hammer you got an electrical problem

 

karma it's only a bit*h if you are

Edited February 20, 2015 by dwc67

[Capt Vince Pierleoni]

"Poor planning on YOUR part does not constitute an emergency on MY part"

[Nautitroller]

"Poor planning on YOUR part does not constitute an emergency on MY part"

unless its your kid...:rolleyes:

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[Lunchbox]

Confuscious says: "Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to BANGKOK"

[lily]

Smile and the world will know you are up to something.

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[lily]

You grandpa didn't drink it for the taste either

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[Patriot]

It's colder than a well diggers azz

[mudflat]

"Nothing deserves more respect than a nervous woman with a shotgun" --- John Wayne

Life, it's what's happening while you are making plans.

[ram]

Sit down,Shut up,Hold on,...I'm gonna try something..

[baitrigger]

Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid...also John Wayne.

[lost a lure]

WICKED PISSAH!

[final flight]

I hate it when that happens..... Have fun !!! Mostly said after a spiny gets into a copper

[SylvanTroller]

Unfu$k yourself

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[insufishent]

60% of the time it works every time!

Hold my beer and watch this.."

The number one cause of divorce is marriage...

[RUNNIN REBEL]

You know your in Las Vegas when you loose .25 cents in the tampon machine.

 

I was going to read the book "POWER OF POSATIVE THINKING" but figured what good would it do me.....

 

It's unlucky to be superstitious....

 

I used to be indecisive.. but now I am not sure......

 

Jerry

Edited February 21, 2015 by RUNNIN REBEL

[skipper19]

An ounce of perception is worth a pound of obscure...RUSH.