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Why do I read a book and then say I read it?

Why is a round pizza cut into triangles then put into a square box?

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What makes the Teflon stick to the pan?


Why does a cowboy wear 2 spurrs....... if one side of the horse goes, doesn't the other?


A pair of panties.... but only one bra....

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I'm not stubborn, my way is just better

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

When chemists die they barium

I wondered why that Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me..

I was addicted to the hokey pokey then i turned myself around

My drinking team has a bowling problem

I've lost an electron, are you positive

If I agree with you then we'll both be wrong

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, should be a convenience store not a gov't agency

I hate being Bipolar, it's awesome

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let her sleep

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