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I'm not stubborn, my way is just better

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

When chemists die they barium

I wondered why that Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me..

I was addicted to the hokey pokey then i turned myself around

My drinking team has a bowling problem

I've lost an electron, are you positive

If I agree with you then we'll both be wrong

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, should be a convenience store not a gov't agency

I hate being Bipolar, it's awesome

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I just let her sleep

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I tried to catch some fog... I mist

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, says he can stop any time

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils

broken pencils are pointless

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

All the toilets at the police station have been stolen, police have nothing to go on

Velcro- such a rip off

Cartoonist found dead, details are sketchy

It's ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to right

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"Why" that is my twin daughters favorite word, dad why is the sky blue, why does it snow, why this and why that. Because that's the way it is, well why is that, uuggg! Why do you gals always ask why? Because we want to know.

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PLEASE LARRY.... Don't let your posts on here be practice into what it is going to be like on the   RUNNIN REBEL   this year.......I have been working on my lousy humor also.....................................

 

Jerry

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PLEASE LARRY.... Don't let your posts on here be practice into what it is going to be like on the RUNNIN REBEL this year.......I have been working on my lousy humor also.....................................

Jerry

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How did Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

They told me I had Type A blood but it was a type-O

I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me

I took a job at the bakery because I kneaded dough

 

I'll explain them later I can only type so slow, okay J-R-M-C

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