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I don't always shop for just 1 new lure but when I do I buy 25.

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You would think the most interesting man in the world would have better things to do than peddle 50% off softbait packs!  Me thinks the whole ad campaign is a lie, I call shenanigans!!!!!

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His charm is so contagious they once had a vaccine for it.

If he mailed a letter without postage, it would still get there.

When he misspells a word webster corrects the dicionary.

When it's raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.

He once punched a magician.......

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And when he was a child his diapers were never even damp.


HA! This one made me choke on my coffee:  His business card simply says '"I'll Call You"


I could do this all day...

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  1. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

  2. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back

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