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Interesting article about contaminated salmon in Seattle Washington, and the suspected source is tainted wastewater discharges. The fish had elevated levels of Prozac, Advil, Benadryl, Lipitor and even cocaine, as well as many other drugs.

 

Even fish tested in the Nisqually estuary, which receives no direct municipal treatment-plant discharge, were contaminated.

 

I hope it's not happening in the Great Lakes!

 

https://weather.com/news/news/salmon-caught-near-seattle-tested-positive-for-wide-range-of-drugs

Edited by Todd in NY
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Its like that old anti drug commercial.

 

I eat more salmon...

 

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

So I can stay awake longer

So I can fish longer

So I can catch more fish

So I can eat more salmon

 

 

 

 

 

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So I could be eating fillets that will take my pain away in my joints and help with arousal?  Sounds like a good deal to me!  Gives new credence to the expression "trouser-trout".

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When the salmon aren't hitting maybe we should suspect "overdose"? Better than blaming ourselves for screwing up I guess :lol:  What next (I didn't really ask that did I?)

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My understanding is they will still keep all there current welfare benefits from both the state and feds but also now be eligible for rehab, halfway houses and be excused of any crimes they commit.  They see this as a win-win situation.

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maybe they should put steroids in the wastewater.  as long as the fish are doing drugs.  If they test positive for HGH does that disqualify them for the record books or do they just get an astrix

 

 

 

maybe thats the real reason fish oil makes you healthier it just gets you doped up a bit so you dont feel the pain

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