YodaMage

So...left hockey bag in back of truck, sealed up, in about 1000 degrees since Thursday. I'm not sure anything can be saved...might have to just torch truck. Tracy Polidori any help here...anything?

AMC Theaters can burn in hell. Took TJ to see a movie and after buying tickets there were no 2 seats left even in the same row. I asked for a refund and was told by the manager no, there are seats there, we just are choosing not to use them. That's right, I should put my 4 year old 3 rows away in a dark theater by himself. Or worse, not by himself. So we left and they kept our money. Why does this crap always seem to happen when I have TJ with me so I could not choke the theater jerk to death...

Just in, Zimmerman judge elects to allow jury to consider overdue library fines, jaywalking charges and to finally rule on the whole tastes great vs. less filing quandary.

Tallinder? Really?

Open ice at niagara tonight, time to get our skate on.

Is it wrong to wonder if you can sell your child on craigslist?

So two Euro defenseman in the first round to go with the pillow soft Euro forwards drafted last year. @darcy reiger and @buffalosabres you suck. Niagara tickets are best deal in town. I'm done subsidizing stupid down at whatever name the arena has this week.

I think I now have it figured out. Last Saturday, forecast 5mph wind, partial sun, 80 so planned fishing day. Reality, 20mph winds, rain, chilly. Forecast for today was thunderstorms. Should have sat it out...but didn't. Actual was no wind, sunny, beautiful and yes we caught a bunch of trout and salmon and had a great day on the water. Screw you weather people, I will do the opposite of anything you say from now on.

My god....this time of year is like the sports black hole. Once Stanley finds his new home all we get is Golf, Nascar and mid season baseball? Pain! ESPN should just spin infomercials until August when football camps pro and college are full bore.

So today, for the first time in probably 7 or 8 years I got into some pick up games of B-Ball and learned a few new things. First, they obviously have raised the rim about 8" from the last time I played. Second, the ball is much more slippery than the one we used to play with, it also seems to bounce crooked hitting my knees and hands awkwardly. Also, the court is much larger and takes longer to get around. It may also be slanted with any direction I travel most obviously now uphill from the...

Great day breaking in "Line Change" with the Admiral and little buddy First Mate. Almost flawless from day one...I love it when a bunch of time put in pays off.

So...in a world without Johnnie Cochran, who defends Aaron Hernandez?

Happy hour run to the Rochacha tomorrow, final send off to an old friend. Once I tuck him in to sweet dreams of his reunion with his wifey when the street lights come on, not sure what to do....hmmm... #lookingfortroubleinrochester

Gates Chili will you be rioting or mourning tonight with the passing of the Boss, Tony Soprano?

My god...I just realized that Kim and Kanye just provided the side kick that Snooki's kid will be found with in a hotel enjoying a bag of heroin someday.

12:30 PM, see CBP cop flying over north bridge. I turn to Amy and state "Must be something important, maybe illegals at Mighty Taco" Amy doubts my skills and states that he is probably going to Tim Hortons or something. So I tail him 4 miles all the way to the Mighty drive through lane. Yup, proving to the wife I actually DO know it all, priceless, lol.

With Amy Wielinski Yoder and T Bone getting our skate on

yawn...for once I have nothing to do, home alone...and I am so freaking BORED!

The party is here on the West side So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up Designated driver take the keys to my truck...Yup, too loud, windows down, getting the "crazy old guy look" from teens. Don't care.

Reason 143 of why hiring contractors for anything sucks:"What do you mean you expect us to deliver on the time frame we promised, we're getting to it eventually. On second thought, since you complained we don't want the job at all anymore, go call someone else."I even went with the HIGHEST bid thinking they might not suck!! Have one job behind 3 weeks and counting and another that was due to be done 6/1 that was never started and now is back to square one. THIS is why I must do everything...

Happy Mommy day to all the moms out there!