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Happy Birthday While Yer On The Lam


muskybob

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NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE,,,,GOSH I WAS SO BUSY GETTING THE FRONT PORCH READY,THEN PLAYING WITH MY HOLLOW WEENIER TILL 8 THEN OFF ON SERVICE CALLS TILL MIDNIGHT..

NOT ONLY DID I MISS THE CHANCE TO BASH EER I MEAN WISH A GREAT DAY TO SOMEONE FROM ,WELL ,,,,YOU,,,,,KNOW,,,,UM ,,,,,,THAT STINKY STATE,,,,,,ON THEIR BIRFDAY......IT WAS THE ONE ....................I MEAN THE BIG ONE WERE TALKIN 50YEARS....YOU KNOW THE BIG 5 ...0........

I HANG MY HEAD IN SHAME AND LOOK DOWN AND I SEEM SO SMALL..

YES PETER,I BLEW IT.......

WELL AT THE BIG 50 USUALLY YER COWORKERS WILL HELP YA REMEMBER THE DAY...

YES THE THEME COLOR IS BLACK, THE CARDS ALL CONTAIN OLD WRINKLED LADIES (WHO START LOOKING PRETTY GOOD),FIRE EXTINGUISHERS ARE NOW MANDATORY FOR CANDLES ON YER CAKE,EX LAX,AND DEPENDS,ARE THE GIFT OF CHOICE(AND NOW SEEM QUITE USE FULL)..YES THE TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM ARE MORE FREQUENT,AND THE DAYS OF "TURTLE HEADING",",PIARIE DOGGIN" ARE BEHIND YOU...ONCE THE HEAD STICKS OUT THATS IT THEIR ANT NO MORE RETRACTIONS..WELCOME TO THE YEARS OF BROWN SPOTTING UNDIES.

THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO SIR!!

AND GOOD LUCK ON THE DUMPSTER STEAK OUTS .. EGADS I HOPE ALL IS SWELL..

IF NOT YA COULD TRY VIAGRA.. :*

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well not to keep this birthday in the news, but, I really thought jersey jim (double J)

would let LOU know about pete"s birthday party. It took about 4 hours to go for a normal two drive, the snow (record in most places) trees down, wires down etc..

checking into the hotel the power went out twice. all red dock fisherpeople mustered to

leave hotel and double J"s cell rang and was told the party had to be changed to another location (poor tammy) due to poweroutage. we left for a five minute drive to new location, was turned back at least three times due to trees and power lines down.

this was three vehicles , lucky7 jersey jim was leading and got us to the new location.

I MUST SAY A REAL CLASS PARTY, even if it had to be moved. pete took us back to the hotel, no probs. we were having a evening nightcap(12;30 am) when the firealarm

went off, everybody out of the hotel. bad transformer in laundry room (20 minutes outside) everyone back, about 30 minutes later, power outage. went to sleep.

pete has us for breakfast next day.. a Birthday to remember. Happy 50th.

thank you tammy, john :beer::yes::)

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